Mom: "Zane. Please go try and potty before we leave."
Zane: "Mom, I did try."
Mom: "Zane, go sit on the potty and count one to ten and then I will know you tried."
I heard Zane count "One, two, ten."
Mom: "Zane, count each number to ten. Start over."
Zane: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. . . . Hey, Mom? I guess I did need to pee!"